A man walks into his bedroom...

 

A man walks into his bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase.  He asks her what she is doing.  She replies, “I hear prostitutes get paid $400/hour for what I do to you for free.”  Later that night the wife spots the husband packing his suitcase, he turns his head around and says, “I’m going with you.  I want to see how you can live on $800/year.”

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