Hey, just want to give a shout out and a thank you to Dr. Paul, Dave, Greg, Mike and James for a great night on Friday! I bumped into these guys while I was out in the city and they said "come and hang out with us!" It was good times. I even told them I had to leave to get to bed so I could shop for condos closer to the city Saturday morning, and Dr. Paul still insisted I come to just one more place.

We drank, we went to Wicked, puh left Wicked, we hung out with prepubescent adults, Dave got loud and mad, we waited in the streets for Dr. Paul who was recruiting members to his glasses club, we learned about the sham that is Looptopia, Greg and I talked about Cuban Pete and internet videos, we reveled in the awesomeness of Pinwheel, and celebrated the existence of escalators. I was there when JDog gave final confirmation that he'd be in London.

Dr. Paul told me to call 'Hamburglar' on this girl, but I couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Then he did it himself and it struck me that she was wearing a black and white striped shirt...duh! (American reference about McDonalds) I'd like to go on the record as saying that if you hear Dr. Paul ask someone "Who's your producer?" he learned it from me on Friday.

Hello to my beloved fans! Dr. Paul told me about you and said that he gets emails from Germany and Sweden saying "Dr. Paul, EgoCaster was writing about this or that on your forum. Tell us more about this. Bork bork bork." Nice to know I'm a big deal globally. Too bad my celebrity goes only so far as this screenname and avatar.

Thanks again. Hope I didn't disappoint. My game is not my focus right now, but give me a few months when things settle down. I had some really good insights from that night. I'm sure I'll see you again. High five!

PS Can someone pass this along to Greg? The penis done ejaculated all up in her brain

PPS Dave, next time I'll bring mine. You'll love it. It smells like shea butter and has SPF 50.

Wow! You just casually bumped into them, that's amazing.

awesome.

I'm gonna move to Chicago then.

First of all, sounds like a totaly wicked night out.

Secondly, "we reveled in the awesomeness of Pinwheel" - what the hell?

3rd: Escalators rule!

4th: You're not an original american? Where are you from?

5th: Who is your producer? BwAAAHAhAHAhaHAHh! Immediatley stolen... I steal your milkshake.

6th: Now you get to say "Hey ladies, you know... I'm a big deal in sweden and germany" and you won't be lying.

7th: The vagina power vs penis power vid is crazy - where the hell did you find that? hahahah.

Pin Dubs,

I will address your points in the order opposite of which they were presented to me.

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Great observation!!

The story of how I came up with this was I was in France last month and at the Louvre and the stereotype of the camera-toting Asian holds true there too. (Apologies to the camera-toting Asian readers) In fact, I saw this one Asian man with a camera bigger than his own head in the Louvre! The thing had a big fuzzy boom mic on it! Now of course the Louvre is known for the art, but this guy was sooooo into filming, he was just filming droves of people milling about the entrance! So, expecting that he wouldn't understand English, I walked right up to him and said slyly, "So...who's your producer?" He didn't turn around or flinch as I expected, but my friend was punching me in the arm, laughing and telling me to cut it out. I had a lot of fun with language barriers there. Oh and you can have my milkshake...I have much more where that came from.

I am American...I was just clarifying for people like Laclave, Refresh, my Swedish fans, etc. foreigners who may not know who the Hamburglar is.


Whoa escalators rule! I hope they have escalators in London for those guys.

Dude, Pinwheel. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you're f****** awesome man. You're the cat's pajamas the bee's knee's the eel's ankle the elephant's instep the snake's hip the turtle's mutagen margaret thatcher naked on a cold day iamtehdoodsaur the best thing since sliced bread. w00t!

And finally, yes yes yes, it was wicked, but not Wicked...that just had crusty people there.

Dave got loud and mad

Good to see you again, EgoCaster. I was madly sarging for a new girl after my gf and I broke up. So I left for Lincoln Park. Mission Accomplished.

Well congrats Dave! Where've you been? Haven't seen you on the forum lately...

Everywhere I go, there I am.